Picking a tumblr theme is actually the most stressful activity on this site lol. Could anyone pls tell me if it looks OK? does it seem too compact? should I lose the background? I’m not settled on the header or color scheme yet… :/
Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
But now instead of Jesus, it’s Satan’s baby
Finn Nelson: 2x2
"No of course not! I’m not a Millionaire!"
Best of Dr. Kester
I’ll tell you how I feel okay? Two weeks ago, my wife kicked me out, I’ve been stopping on my brothers couch ever since, this morning I wake up and there’s no milk, I bought that fucking milk and he used it to drown his sugarpuffs in; so with no cup of coffee I come into work, I get shat on by a pigeon, I meet my new patient and she’s about as open as a nuns fu.
« you don’t tell me who I can and can’t fancy, alright? That is mine! That belongs to me, no one else, no one. Not even you. »